Any advise on churning 30 trades cheap (.01) to get the 500 apple gift card????

Follow these steps :

Sign up for an E*Trade Account and deposit $2,000 for free options trades for 60 days.
Once you have an E*Trade account, Sign up for this $500 Apple gift card promotion.
Execute 30 or more stock or options trades by March 31, 2012.
Tips on Executing the 30 Commission Free Trades:

For churning 30 trades, I would do it all in one stock so you aren’t making dozens of Sch D entries.
Buy 30 of the 0.01 options one at a time for 1.75 each.
For those already with an E*Trade account, you can get 10 commission free trades promotion + $500 Apple gift cards.
This is a great deal at almost risk free for following the steps above. You are getting a $500 Apple gift card minus the fees which should be a huge profit! Sign up today before the promotion goes away!